Mr.Jesse fails for many reasons. I will share some reasons as to why Mr.Jesse fails with you now. And here we go:

1. Hes never on skype.
2. His real life friends are more important than Trish and Matt.
3. He never calls us anymore.
4. He doesn't answer 4am text messages.
5. He doesn't broadcast on JTV anymore.
6. He has no input on our awesomely epic ideas.
7. He won't sing trout my body.
8. He doesn't play cod4.
9. He won't make us signs.
10. And finally... His cellphone ringtone fails.

And here you have it folks. Ten reasons why Mr.Jesse fails.

But i still love you. (No homo)